I love bread!
I love bread!
Want to see a banana I turned into Elvis?
You spilled my music.
Simon dit morir.
Crap, no! My Scooby Snacks!
"You could live in here during a zombie apocalypse. There's a, uh - "
(points at futon, forgets word)
"Why would you want to be in a school during a zombie apocalypse?"
"...that's not a loofah."
I am the dominant ear.
I'm trying to figure out who the bald guy in the picture is.
Oh, it's John Adams.
Do I have a quote on the website yet?
Guess what? Kat's on the table again.
I have a huge bruise on my knee because I tripped on some Caesar salad at work.
When did people become a feature?!
"Those are the wheels, Grace." - Taylor
"I know what wheels are for!" - Grace
That's an old peanut. How do you spell peanut?
How to pass APUSH:
1. Open book.
Wait, so orange is a color, a fruit, and a place?!
...everyone's favorite pastime.
That's like saying the neighbors take care of their lawn but I'm tired of them stealing my children.
"How was your break?" - Mr. E
"I made a smoothie out of ibuprofen."
My dad found an ad online and now we have a freezer full of dead rats.
And they grew tobacco, which was not gold.
Sucks to be a meme lord.
I forgot my meatballs!
That's 2000 IQ!
AP cannot exist in a world of light.
"Do you know what's going on around the world?"
"Around the world? NOPE!"
A sprightly Quaker!