Class Quotes

...I've been making a lot of fires.

Adison
Zoom Class

Kat: [crying]

Mr. E: [gives good, sound advice]

Kat: No.

Kat
Everywhere

...but it was too late to unscramble the omelette.

Pageant Textbook
APUSH

Alright, it's nerd time.

Gavin
APUSH

Put me on your website, #@$! it.

Elena
APGOV

It's like a crab with guns.

Seraiah
After School

[places raspberries on desk]

...for anyone willing to smell.

Skyler
After School

You Alaskans are fine, you're practically made of salmon.

Jesper, an exchange student
APUSH, while discussing food safety in America

The Credit Mobilier is like throwing your car battery in the ocean. It's fun, thrilling, safe, and legal.

Only two of those things are true.

Adin
APUSH

music noteI love bread!music notes

Abby
Lunch

You spilled my music.

Brittany
Class

Want to see a banana I turned into Elvis?

Tyra
APUSH

Simon dit morir.

Kat
Prep Hour

Crap, no! My Scooby Snacks!

Ree'Lynn
Lunch

"You could live in here during a zombie apocalypse. There's a, uh - "
(points at futon, forgets word)
- Brittany

"Why would you want to be in a school during a zombie apocalypse?"
- Margie

"...that's not a loofah."
- Brittany

Brittany & Margie
Aide Hour

I am the dominant ear.

Natalie
Government

Honk

Adison
Accidentally Turned in for APUSH Review Assignment
Thomas Goatterson

"Thomas Goatterson"

Ethan
APUSH

I'm trying to figure out who the bald guy in the picture is.

Oh, it's John Adams.

Alexis
US History, on a picture in an article about John Adams

Stupid Bulgaria!

Abby
On being stuck with Bulgaria for a feast day last year

ы

Olivia

Do I have a quote on the website yet?

*blows nose*

Olivia

Guess what? Kat's on the table again.

Macayla
APUSH, referring to the 'crisis table'

I have a huge bruise on my knee because I tripped on some Caesar salad at work.

Kosto
Lunch

When did people become a feature?!

Adin
AP World Review Sunday

"Those are the wheels, Grace." - Taylor

"I know what wheels are for!" - Grace

Circle Table Discussion
World History

That's an old peanut. How do you spell peanut?

Hailey
US History

Good evening.

Brad
Morning APUSH Class

How to pass APUSH:

1. Open book.

2. Read.

Mrs. Syverson
APUSH

My dad found an ad online and now we have a freezer full of dead rats.

Darby
APUSH

And they grew tobacco, which was not gold.

AP Example Essay
APUSH

Sucks to be a meme lord.

Darby, on other AP students sharing memes after the exam and getting caught
APUSH

I forgot my meatballs!

Kylie
AP World History
oh no

 

Kyler - "oh no"
Kyler, APUSH

*gasp*

That's 2000 IQ!

2000 IQ
Adin, APWH

Wait, so orange is a color, a fruit, and a place?!

Orange
Molly, AP World

...everyone's favorite pastime.

Murder.

Gavin
APWH Podcast

That's like saying the neighbors take care of their lawn but I'm tired of them stealing my children.

Porter, on 19th century Impressment
APUSH

"How was your break?" - Mr. E
"I made a smoothie out of ibuprofen."

Porter
APUSH

A sprightly Quaker!

American Pageant Textbook
APUSH

Good morning!

Trayce
AP World History

AP cannot exist in a world of light.

Caleb
APUSH

"Do you know what's going on around the world?"
"Around the world? NOPE!"

Monty, on his flat-Earther aunt
APUSH