You speak like you're spaghetti.
Liam
Prep hour, while listening to Hailey talk
We're planning on starting a NERF gun company called "Nerfurth." And every time a gun shoots, it goes, "Ugh."
Hailey
Prep Hour
...I've been making a lot of fires.
Adison
Zoom Class
Kat: [crying]
Mr. E: [gives good, sound advice]
Kat: No.
Kat
Everywhere
...but it was too late to unscramble the omelette.
Pageant Textbook
APUSH
Put me on your website, #@$! it.
Elena
APGOV
It's like a crab with guns.
Seraiah
After School
[places raspberries on desk]
...for anyone willing to smell.
Skyler
After School
You Alaskans are fine, you're practically made of salmon.
Jesper, an exchange student
APUSH, while discussing food safety in America
The Credit Mobilier is like throwing your car battery in the ocean. It's fun, thrilling, safe, and legal.
Only two of those things are true.
Adin
APUSH
I love bread!
Abby
Lunch
Want to see a banana I turned into Elvis?
Tyra
APUSH
Crap, no! My Scooby Snacks!
Ree'Lynn
Lunch
"You could live in here during a zombie apocalypse. There's a, uh - "
(points at futon, forgets word)
- Brittany
"Why would you want to be in a school during a zombie apocalypse?"
- Margie
"...that's not a loofah."
- Brittany
Brittany & Margie
Aide Hour
Adison
Accidentally Turned in for APUSH Review Assignment
"Thomas Goatterson"
Ethan
APUSH
I'm trying to figure out who the bald guy in the picture is.
Oh, it's John Adams.
Alexis
US History, on a picture in an article about John Adams
Abby
On being stuck with Bulgaria for a feast day last year
Do I have a quote on the website yet?
*blows nose*
Olivia
Guess what? Kat's on the table again.
Macayla
APUSH, referring to the 'crisis table'
I have a huge bruise on my knee because I tripped on some Caesar salad at work.
Kosto
Lunch
When did people become a feature?!
Adin
AP World Review Sunday
"Those are the wheels, Grace." - Taylor
"I know what wheels are for!" - Grace
Circle Table Discussion
World History
That's an old peanut. How do you spell peanut?
Hailey
US History
How to pass APUSH:
1. Open book.
2. Read.
Mrs. Syverson
APUSH
And they grew tobacco, which was not gold.
AP Example Essay
APUSH
Darby, on other AP students sharing memes after the exam and getting caught
APUSH
Kyler - "oh no"
Kyler, APUSH
Wait, so orange is a color, a fruit, and a place?!
Orange
Molly, AP World
...everyone's favorite pastime.
Murder.
Gavin
APWH Podcast
That's like saying the neighbors take care of their lawn but I'm tired of them stealing my children.
Porter, on 19th century Impressment
APUSH
"How was your break?" - Mr. E
"I made a smoothie out of ibuprofen."
Porter
APUSH
My dad found an ad online and now we have a freezer full of dead rats.
Darby
APUSH
AP cannot exist in a world of light.
Caleb
APUSH
"Do you know what's going on around the world?"
"Around the world? NOPE!"
Monty, on his flat-Earther aunt
APUSH
American Pageant Textbook
APUSH
