Class Quotes

Do I have a quote on the website yet?

*blows nose*

Olivia

I have a huge bruise on my knee because I tripped on some Caesar salad at work.

Kosto
Lunch

Guess what? Kat's on the table again.

Macayla
APUSH, referring to the 'crisis table'

That's an old peanut. How do you spell peanut?

Hailey
US History

When did people become a feature?!

Adin
AP World Review Sunday

"Those are the wheels, Grace." - Taylor

"I know what wheels are for!" - Grace

Circle Table Discussion
World History

Wait, so orange is a color, a fruit, and a place?!

Orange
Molly, AP World

*gasp*

That's 2000 IQ!

2000 IQ
Adin, APWH
oh no

 

Kyler - "oh no"
Kyler, APUSH

How to pass APUSH:

1. Open book.

2. Read.

Mrs. Syverson
APUSH

Good morning!

Trayce
AP World History

I forgot my meatballs!

Kylie
AP World History

Sucks to be a meme lord.

Darby, on other AP students sharing memes after the exam and getting caught
APUSH

And they grew tobacco, which was not gold.

AP Example Essay
APUSH

My dad found an ad online and now we have a freezer full of dead rats.

Darby
APUSH

A sprightly Quaker!

American Pageant Textbook
APUSH

"Do you know what's going on around the world?"
"Around the world? NOPE!"

Monty, on his flat-Earther aunt
APUSH

"How was your break?" - Mr. E
"I made a smoothie out of ibuprofen."

Porter
APUSH

That's like saying the neighbors take care of their lawn but I'm tired of them stealing my children.

Porter, on 19th century Impressment
APUSH

AP cannot exist in a world of light.

Caleb
APUSH