Class Quotes

Huh. I just got that nerd joke!

Cannen
After hearing AP students talking, followed by enjoying the moment for a while

What are these called? Parabolas?

Adison
Asking about parentheses

*Tells a long story about a political joke she told while we were studying Vietnam*

But that was only funny at the time, when we were learning about World War II.

Wait.

*hysterical laughter*

Bethany
APUSH

Eat GRAPES!

Bethany
APUSH, in response to a peer expressing concern about her life

What is this "Taft" word you keep saying?

Ivy
APUSH

"What am I going to do, win?" - Adison

"Third party candidates be like" - Gavin

Adison & Gavin
A conversation that started about fighting Mr. E, and turned into APGOV jokes

A lake is a lazy ocean.

Adin
Before Class

Can you please put your gun away and tell me if you want onions?

Adison
While telling a story about a police officer offering to handle parking lot disturbances after close at Subway

Let's GOOOOO!3

 
Adin
APGOV

There is a CAKE. At my HOUSE.

Mrs. Owens
While accosting Brittany

Cars are weird, because they have windows.

Margie
APGOV, during a discussion on search warrants

What the heck is that?

Oh, it's a girl. It looked like a dinosaur. Or an ant.

Montana
US History

"I'm still not on the website." - Harlee

"You gotta talk more." - Brittany

"No, I do not talk." - Harlee

Harlee & Brittany
APGOV

Wake up. Drink coffee. Go to school. Go to work. Go to sleep. Wake up. Drink coffee. Go to school. Go to work. Go to sleep.

Gabe
Every Morning

Why is it so hard to draw hair?! It looks like a skunk.

Ivy
APUSH, while making New Deal political cartoons

They're like, "I hate you mom." *breaks into the Charlston*

Ever
US History, while discussing the rebellious nature of the dance in the 20's

Hey, don't raise your voice at me.

Gabriel
US History, as I quietly explained how to resize a text box

It's a social experiment.

Oh, he's awake!

Gavin
On a guy who'd been streaming on Twitch for eight straight days

Okay, two things.

*asks about footnotes*

Second problem. I'm getting really angry.

Gavin
APGOV, on writing a paper about net neutrality and getting righteously mad about it

Kat: "Bagel."

Mr. E: "Bagel."

Kat: *starts crying*

Kat
On pronouncing "bagel"

I feel like I'm on a rollercoaster and everyone else has a seat belt. And I don't.

Margie
APGOV

"It rose, it died, and rose again."
- Margie, without context

"...are you talking about Jesus?"
- Brittany

"What? No! I'm talking about spinach!"
- Margie

Margie & Brittany
A discussion about a lab experiment

Wait, who's that?

Oh, that's the bomb guy.

Olivia
APGOV, in a discussion about President Truman

...we're going to need a bank to pay for my BACK SURGERY for carrying this debate!

Taer
APUSH, during a debate on a National Bank

As I, Alexander Hamilton, would say....

Katherine
APUSH, during a debate on a National Bank

What's the word for deforestation... but like with people?

Kat
AP World

I'm eight. I don't know what's going on. Let me eat rocks.

Adison, as an eight year old
AP Government, first day

I'm out of pickle juice, and it's a problem.

Margie
Lunch Zoom

Why don't I have more quotes on your website? I'm the funniest person alive.

Kat
All the time

Brittany: "I'd give you a smartie, but I don't think that would help you."

Margie: "...what? I'm confused."

Brittany: *repeats the joke*

Margie: "I don't understand. Wait, can I have one, though?"

Brittany & Margie
Lunch Discussion

You speak like you're spaghetti.

Liam
Prep hour, while listening to Hailey talk

We're planning on starting a NERF gun company called "Nerfurth." And every time a gun shoots, it goes, "Ugh."

Hailey
Prep Hour

...I've been making a lot of fires.

Adison
Zoom Class

Kat: [crying]

Mr. E: [gives good, sound advice]

Kat: No.

Kat
Everywhere

...but it was too late to unscramble the omelette.

Pageant Textbook
APUSH

Alright, it's nerd time.

Gavin
APUSH

Put me on your website, #@$! it.

Elena
APGOV

It's like a crab with guns.

Seraiah
After School

[places raspberries on desk]

...for anyone willing to smell.

Skyler
After School

You Alaskans are fine, you're practically made of salmon.

Jesper, an exchange student
APUSH, while discussing food safety in America

The Credit Mobilier is like throwing your car battery in the ocean. It's fun, thrilling, safe, and legal.

Only two of those things are true.

Adin
APUSH

music noteI love bread!music notes

Abby
Lunch

You spilled my music.

Brittany
Class

Want to see a banana I turned into Elvis?

Tyra
APUSH

Simon dit morir.

Kat
Prep Hour

Crap, no! My Scooby Snacks!

Ree'Lynn
Lunch

"You could live in here during a zombie apocalypse. There's a, uh - "
(points at futon, forgets word)
- Brittany

"Why would you want to be in a school during a zombie apocalypse?"
- Margie

"...that's not a loofah."
- Brittany

Brittany & Margie
Aide Hour

Honk

Adison
Accidentally Turned in for APUSH Review Assignment

I am the dominant ear.

Natalie
Government
Thomas Goatterson

"Thomas Goatterson"

Ethan
APUSH

I'm trying to figure out who the bald guy in the picture is.

Oh, it's John Adams.

Alexis
US History, on a picture in an article about John Adams

Stupid Bulgaria!

Abby
On being stuck with Bulgaria for a feast day last year

ы

Olivia

Do I have a quote on the website yet?

*blows nose*

Olivia

Guess what? Kat's on the table again.

Macayla
APUSH, referring to the 'crisis table'

I have a huge bruise on my knee because I tripped on some Caesar salad at work.

Kosto
Lunch

When did people become a feature?!

Adin
AP World Review Sunday

"Those are the wheels, Grace." - Taylor

"I know what wheels are for!" - Grace

Circle Table Discussion
World History

That's an old peanut. How do you spell peanut?

Hailey
US History

Good evening.

Brad
Morning APUSH Class

How to pass APUSH:

1. Open book.

2. Read.

Mrs. Syverson
APUSH

*gasp*

That's 2000 IQ!

2000 IQ
Adin, APWH

Wait, so orange is a color, a fruit, and a place?!

Orange
Molly, AP World

...everyone's favorite pastime.

Murder.

Gavin
APWH Podcast

That's like saying the neighbors take care of their lawn but I'm tired of them stealing my children.

Porter, on 19th century Impressment
APUSH

"How was your break?" - Mr. E
"I made a smoothie out of ibuprofen."

Porter
APUSH

My dad found an ad online and now we have a freezer full of dead rats.

Darby
APUSH

And they grew tobacco, which was not gold.

AP Example Essay
APUSH

Sucks to be a meme lord.

Darby, on other AP students sharing memes after the exam and getting caught
APUSH

I forgot my meatballs!

Kylie
AP World History
oh no

 

Kyler - "oh no"
Kyler, APUSH

AP cannot exist in a world of light.

Caleb
APUSH

"Do you know what's going on around the world?"
"Around the world? NOPE!"

Monty, on his flat-Earther aunt
APUSH

A sprightly Quaker!

American Pageant Textbook
APUSH

Good morning!

Trayce
AP World History