Huh. I just got that nerd joke!
Class Quotes
Cannen
After hearing AP students talking, followed by enjoying the moment for a while
*Tells a long story about a political joke she told while we were studying Vietnam*
But that was only funny at the time, when we were learning about World War II.
Wait.
*hysterical laughter*
Bethany
APUSH
"What am I going to do, win?" - Adison
"Third party candidates be like" - Gavin
Adison & Gavin
A conversation that started about fighting Mr. E, and turned into APGOV jokes
Can you please put your gun away and tell me if you want onions?
Adison
While telling a story about a police officer offering to handle parking lot disturbances after close at Subway
Cars are weird, because they have windows.
Margie
APGOV, during a discussion on search warrants
What the heck is that?
Oh, it's a girl. It looked like a dinosaur. Or an ant.
Montana
US History
"I'm still not on the website." - Harlee
"You gotta talk more." - Brittany
"No, I do not talk." - Harlee
Harlee & Brittany
APGOV
Wake up. Drink coffee. Go to school. Go to work. Go to sleep. Wake up. Drink coffee. Go to school. Go to work. Go to sleep.
Gabe
Every Morning
Why is it so hard to draw hair?! It looks like a skunk.
Ivy
APUSH, while making New Deal political cartoons
They're like, "I hate you mom." *breaks into the Charlston*
Ever
US History, while discussing the rebellious nature of the dance in the 20's
Hey, don't raise your voice at me.
Gabriel
US History, as I quietly explained how to resize a text box
It's a social experiment.
Oh, he's awake!
Gavin
On a guy who'd been streaming on Twitch for eight straight days
Okay, two things.
*asks about footnotes*
Second problem. I'm getting really angry.
Gavin
APGOV, on writing a paper about net neutrality and getting righteously mad about it
I feel like I'm on a rollercoaster and everyone else has a seat belt. And I don't.
Margie
APGOV
"It rose, it died, and rose again."
- Margie, without context"...are you talking about Jesus?"
- Brittany"What? No! I'm talking about spinach!"
- Margie
Margie & Brittany
A discussion about a lab experiment
Wait, who's that?
Oh, that's the bomb guy.
Olivia
APGOV, in a discussion about President Truman
...we're going to need a bank to pay for my BACK SURGERY for carrying this debate!
Taer
APUSH, during a debate on a National Bank
I'm eight. I don't know what's going on. Let me eat rocks.
Adison, as an eight year old
AP Government, first day
Why don't I have more quotes on your website? I'm the funniest person alive.
Kat
All the time
Brittany: "I'd give you a smartie, but I don't think that would help you."
Margie: "...what? I'm confused."
Brittany: *repeats the joke*
Margie: "I don't understand. Wait, can I have one, though?"
Brittany & Margie
Lunch Discussion
We're planning on starting a NERF gun company called "Nerfurth." And every time a gun shoots, it goes, "Ugh."
Hailey
Prep Hour
You Alaskans are fine, you're practically made of salmon.
Jesper, an exchange student
APUSH, while discussing food safety in America
The Credit Mobilier is like throwing your car battery in the ocean. It's fun, thrilling, safe, and legal.
Only two of those things are true.
Adin
APUSH
I love bread!
"You could live in here during a zombie apocalypse. There's a, uh - "
(points at futon, forgets word)
- Brittany"Why would you want to be in a school during a zombie apocalypse?"
- Margie"...that's not a loofah."
- Brittany
Brittany & Margie
Aide Hour
I'm trying to figure out who the bald guy in the picture is.
Oh, it's John Adams.
Alexis
US History, on a picture in an article about John Adams
"Those are the wheels, Grace." - Taylor
"I know what wheels are for!" - Grace
Circle Table Discussion
World History
That's like saying the neighbors take care of their lawn but I'm tired of them stealing my children.
Porter, on 19th century Impressment
APUSH
Sucks to be a meme lord.
Darby, on other AP students sharing memes after the exam and getting caught
APUSH
"Do you know what's going on around the world?"
"Around the world? NOPE!"
Monty, on his flat-Earther aunt
APUSH